snippets from tamil matrimony.com, which is comedy like none other...

Success stories:

First let me tell my warm greetings and thanks to TeluguMatrimony.com When I am mad and confusing in search of my life partner. I was guided by my close friend to search this site then I got my soulmate, with our family members happy moments we both become one which I ever never forgot that pleasent memory in my life. Once again my sincere thanks and wishes to team members of TeluguMatrimony.com

Hi, I am very happy and glad to say that I found my loving wife through TeluguMatrimony.com Seeing Usha’s profile on 29th June, 2005, I sent a message to contact my parents. Then our elders spoke to each other. After compatibility of our horoscopes and other aspects, we met on 15th August 2005 at Ongole. We expressed our views to each other and our views were matching and fulfilled our expectations like my aspiration for a homely girl with modern thoughts yet traditional, cultured, educated and well mannered, while Usha was looking for an educated, Govt. job holder and who is attached to family with clean habits. We were very happy to find everything what we expected in the other. We happily married on 23rd November 2005 at Ongole. Now we are very much delighted with each other. We are thankful to “TeluguMatrimony.com” for getting to hear the marriage bells & drenching the rains of happy, beautiful, joyful zenith corners in our life. We wish all the profile holders for their success! to get their loving life partners. Together we praise thee Enlivened our lives thou Lullaby thy name for us Unto the singles Getting them together Under the umbrella of marriage Many many marriage bells Always ringing due to thee Taking us to heights delight Roaming around Romantic world Imminent we remember thee Many couples likewise Over their entire life Never can we forget thy Insignia or marriage logo All the years of our life Let us join together Dancing to thy tunes Over to thy portal Till Adam and Eve Cometh again with olive leaves Over the years to come Marriage thy address is same

how can you not find this a complete joke:-)

oh and this ones really good too...its the ending of one of the other ones...

The purpose is not only to entertain the reader but, also to make them realize how TamilMatrimony.com helps in successfully bringing two unknown people together and commit them for rest of their lives as husband and wife, through an auspicious bondage called wedding.

Laws of karma
what you have gained from wrongfully
will come back and kick you in the teeth
at least i know that i deserved it
laugh if you please
i laugh too
but most of all i cant be

If you take the hippocratic oath, the least you can do is to live by it
which means being a medic first and a financier last
to not think about money or time
when someone is sick and needs you
thats how it should be
if people cant deal with that, they should consider other options
like why not go work for deloitte?

Im just happy
strange isnt it so close to exams
was looking at smrits proposal
cant say that i know it well yet, saving it to analyse after the exams
but of what i have read, pretty impressed
called home as i do all the time now
cos somehow speaking to my family makes things a lot easier
ha....my mom had to give a talk on sexual behaviour issues and down syndrome on the radio
how on earth do you translate something like that into tamil
heaven knows
and have decided instead of sponging off daddy for money to malawi
going to do his data entry and try to beg money off pple
but how do you ask for it?
hey i need to go to malawi please give me cash
ill get smrits to do it
she finds it all more easy
unlike me, who was made by mom to do all the ordering in restaurants cos she thought i had issues with talking to randoms:-)
came to oxford( ha which i can say in chinese.....oxford university.....tongue twister)
and found that i wasnt the only one
anyway, enough rambling going to go rediscover why i want to be a medic

Im just so tired that every word that anyone says that isnt happy, or effusive, or supportive
makes me want to burst into tears and feel sorry for myself
would it be impossible to......oh never mins
which is what i am doing right now
yes, i know that the world doesnt revolve arnd me
and i am not the only one who is allowed to be tired
there

In diet obsessed, appearance obsessed, weight obsessed, healthy lifestyle obsessed lives
there should be more variance
I will take a stand against all the above values
and give up any vestigial exercise
health food and any need to be well maintained
and pile on the pounds
as a sign of protest

Im really liking this album and this one particular song
Lyrics up:-)...its isnt particularly intellectual or poetic
just nice with the tune:-)

Over the sea and far away
She's waiting like an iceberg
Waiting to change
But she's cold inside
She wants to be like the water
All the muscles tighten in her face
Buries her soul in one embrace
They're one and the same
Just like water
The fire fades away
Most of everyday I
s full of tired excuses
But it's too hard to say
I wish it were simple
But we give up easily
You're close enough to see that You're the other side of the world to me

On comes the panic light
Holding on with fingers and feelings alike
But the time has come
To move along
The fire fades away
Can you help me
Can you let me go
And can you still love me When you can't see me anymore

I guess if you cant keep hold of something, it wasnt worth it anyway
is todays wisdom of the day
i am so tired i could cry
just have to walk back to the library in the freezing cold in a bit

My sister slammed the phone down on me
cos she wanted to watch 'coffee with karan'
how can you not love her?