snippets from tamil matrimony.com, which is comedy like none other...

Success stories:

First let me tell my warm greetings and thanks to TeluguMatrimony.com When I am mad and confusing in search of my life partner. I was guided by my close friend to search this site then I got my soulmate, with our family members happy moments we both become one which I ever never forgot that pleasent memory in my life. Once again my sincere thanks and wishes to team members of TeluguMatrimony.com

Hi, I am very happy and glad to say that I found my loving wife through TeluguMatrimony.com Seeing Usha’s profile on 29th June, 2005, I sent a message to contact my parents. Then our elders spoke to each other. After compatibility of our horoscopes and other aspects, we met on 15th August 2005 at Ongole. We expressed our views to each other and our views were matching and fulfilled our expectations like my aspiration for a homely girl with modern thoughts yet traditional, cultured, educated and well mannered, while Usha was looking for an educated, Govt. job holder and who is attached to family with clean habits. We were very happy to find everything what we expected in the other. We happily married on 23rd November 2005 at Ongole. Now we are very much delighted with each other. We are thankful to “TeluguMatrimony.com” for getting to hear the marriage bells & drenching the rains of happy, beautiful, joyful zenith corners in our life. We wish all the profile holders for their success! to get their loving life partners. Together we praise thee Enlivened our lives thou Lullaby thy name for us Unto the singles Getting them together Under the umbrella of marriage Many many marriage bells Always ringing due to thee Taking us to heights delight Roaming around Romantic world Imminent we remember thee Many couples likewise Over their entire life Never can we forget thy Insignia or marriage logo All the years of our life Let us join together Dancing to thy tunes Over to thy portal Till Adam and Eve Cometh again with olive leaves Over the years to come Marriage thy address is same

how can you not find this a complete joke:-)

oh and this ones really good too...its the ending of one of the other ones...

The purpose is not only to entertain the reader but, also to make them realize how TamilMatrimony.com helps in successfully bringing two unknown people together and commit them for rest of their lives as husband and wife, through an auspicious bondage called wedding.