This is what Closer magazine, a cheap version of cosmo says about me

Cancer

According to stereotypical astrology, Crabs are weepy and moody stay-at-home types. Maybe. However, you're also one of the feistiest signs and never more so than when Mars enters Cancer, as he does this week. You've got oomph, sex drive and increased assertiveness. And a much shorter fuse to go with it

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